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Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22377) - you deserved it (2713)

On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Top comments me a moron, but I didn't understand the FML at all. Brb dictionary. My vote is up in the air..

#2 - On 09/30/2011 at 5:55am by Ayame01

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I bet that poked a few holes in your logic.

#6 - On 09/30/2011 at 5:59am by Joshoa123

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