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Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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That pickle should by some miracle accidentally end up down his throat.

#2 - On 09/26/2011 at 6:00am by Bijaglo

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Miracle? Pickle? Are you Jesus?

#6 - On 09/26/2011 at 6:00am by furmum69

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