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Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7081) - you deserved it (34284)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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your own damn fault.

#2 - On 09/22/2011 at 6:01am by ryukk

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Ydi, you could've left your old job peacefully. I guess that shows how mature of a manager you will be.

#7 - On 09/22/2011 at 6:03am by Beebow

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