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Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13966) - you deserved it (32906)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:55am - work - by rr - Canada (Ontario)

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So you forgot to put on gloves before playing with bees, common mistake

#5 - On 08/15/2011 at 1:01pm by cgall123

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Get well soon!

#1 - On 08/15/2011 at 1:00pm by lu95

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