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Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
He needs a quick meaningless piece of ass and you happen to be in the right place at the right time. You might as well take one for the team, there's no telling where it will take your career.
That's when you walk upto him and say:
Yes, oh dear god yes!
/hold out your hand
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015