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Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39247) - you deserved it (3767)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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He needs a quick meaningless piece of ass and you happen to be in the right place at the right time. You might as well take one for the team, there's no telling where it will take your career.

#4 - On 08/09/2011 at 10:01am by every1luvsboners

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That's when you walk upto him and say:
Yes, oh dear god yes!
/hold out your hand

#10 - On 08/09/2011 at 10:03am by Youtube00

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