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Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22526) - you deserved it (3012)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)

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I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.

#2 - On 08/06/2011 at 9:55am by ugh_a_lug

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Someone's got a SERIOUS stalker!

You may need to tell HR about your past, so they don't put her over you and in a position to dominate you. Hopefully, your company has a policy forbidding strap-ons in the workplace ;)

#9 - On 08/06/2011 at 10:08am by perdix

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