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I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.
Someone's got a SERIOUS stalker!
You may need to tell HR about your past, so they don't put her over you and in a position to dominate you. Hopefully, your company has a policy forbidding strap-ons in the workplace ;)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.