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Man or woman?

Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28197) - you deserved it (2520)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)

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There's a few things you could train her to do in a week

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 12:50pm by allplayedout

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Well wat did u expect? For her to type fast As fuck?

#4 - On 08/05/2011 at 12:51pm by lindon555

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