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Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33015) - you deserved it (3631)

On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)

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can I have the job?

#1 - On 07/28/2011 at 7:22pm by biasedshooter

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I would tell you to stop by and apply, but they got rid if your for a reason, so quit stalking the place.

#4 - On 07/28/2011 at 7:22pm by every1luvsboners

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