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Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27752) - you deserved it (2684)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:00am - work - by sfabsits - United States (Illinois)

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Sounds like a good time to quit.

#1 - On 07/17/2011 at 9:59am by bluetiger105

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"It wont be the first time"

how the hell does that work?

#11 - On 07/17/2011 at 10:06am by schpanki

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