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Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (15154)

On 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm - work - by Brian - United States

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Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.

#2 - On 07/16/2011 at 5:15pm by FacePalm69

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prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.

#8 - On 07/16/2011 at 5:18pm by flockz

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