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Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

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that seems like a good tip to me.

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 12:45pm by aardvarks

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Its unprofessional to have untidy/messy hair. I say YDI.

#4 - On 07/14/2011 at 12:50pm by sxe_beast

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