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Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18013) - you deserved it (2347)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:17am - work - by alek - United States

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that seems like a good tip to me.

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 12:45pm by aardvarks

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TAKE THE ADVICE.

#8 - On 07/14/2011 at 1:00pm by JennaMason

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