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Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by Rachael (woman) - United States

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As a realtor, I lock every door in the houses I show my clients and don't open them until they agree to purchase the house. It is a very good technique.

#7 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:37am by iAmScrubs

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kill thrm and wrap their bodies in the drapes. that's a nice little decorating touch that they should enjoy.

#5 - On 07/01/2011 at 2:37am by flockz

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