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Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Jay (man) - United States (Missouri)

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You can't blame him. Binder clips are magical

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:08am by twenty2182

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Well... were you able to get the binder clips?

#3 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:09am by LilKonvicted

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