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Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48562) - you deserved it (3413)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Sue !?

#4 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:13am by bentleysdad11611

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Wow what a wanker.

#2 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:12am by coolkid_matt

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