Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

by fattymcbutterpants / 06/19/2011 at 1:19am / United States / Work

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  • Just be glad it was a blanket and NOT your leg.

    #2 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:18am by TheIllusion

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  • how did you decide that the best way to silence a dog was to let him hump something?

    #5 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:21am by EvilDoll

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