Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML
by fattymcbutterpants / 06/19/2011 at 1:19am / United States / Work
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Just be glad it was a blanket and NOT your leg.
#2 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:18am by TheIllusion
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how did you decide that the best way to silence a dog was to let him hump something?
#5 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:21am by EvilDoll
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