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Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

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should've said yes. :) gummy worms are good

#1 - On 06/16/2011 at 9:54am by sensoon15

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I would have taken the offer. Gummy worms taste so much better than money.

#7 - On 06/16/2011 at 9:56am by NecroParade

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