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Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13902) - you deserved it (35653)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

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i bet the priest gave you some ugly looks and you will be in his prayers

#2 - On 06/14/2011 at 1:06pm by twixxone

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Oh us Texans...

#4 - On 06/14/2011 at 1:07pm by txgirl2013

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