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Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (5541)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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how are you gonna masterbate?

#3 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:28pm by dyma1337

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How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

#6 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:30pm by RockstarRN

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