Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42399) - you deserved it (5542)
On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
wtf's life also sucksToday, I shat out a staple. FML
PizzaBoySwag also deserved itToday, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at…
how are you gonna masterbate?
#3 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:28pm by dyma1337
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How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
#6 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:30pm by RockstarRN
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