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Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24247) - you deserved it (9909)

On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)

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Teachers like you are the reason society has gone backwards. No wonder teen suicide rates are going up, teens living on the streets doing drugs and alcohol, get high off paint and petrol and then start graffitiying everywhere. Yea you should be shot.

Jks, that sucks OP, should have brought them all cookies and ice-cream on their last day! Suddenly you'll be their favorite teacher!

#7 - On 05/31/2011 at 3:12am by marinus

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...Maybe over the summer you should consider changing a smidge.

#2 - On 05/31/2011 at 3:09am by BrittanyCelesteP

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