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Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 5:13pm - work - by Username - United States

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It's frustrating when the weather's involved :( All for your safety though! (:

#4 - On 05/27/2011 at 7:33pm by unluckiestperson

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You can get off the plane easy. Just have a "claustrophobic breakdown" and I'm pretty sure they would let you off, or you would just known as the person that went crazy on the plane. Either way it's worth it.

#8 - On 05/27/2011 at 7:36pm by nocanhaz

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