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Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25992) - you deserved it (7604)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States

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once a diet coke explodes, there's nothing stopping it's path. Entire cities have been wiped out because of diet cokes.

#6 - On 05/24/2011 at 6:01pm by iAmScrubs

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that's why you drink normal coke not diet

#9 - On 05/24/2011 at 6:02pm by Josh67

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