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Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML


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On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -

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I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

#2 - On 05/13/2011 at 12:49pm by Clarinetrox

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hey how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it!!! :D

but that sucks!!!

#4 - On 05/13/2011 at 12:49pm by bethany_camille

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