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Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (4825)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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I bet you look hot.

#1 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:41pm by Fx13mz

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why don't you use makeup remover and nail polish remover? it simplifies things.

#9 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:44pm by alex6946

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