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Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Why the fuck did you apply there then?

#1 - On 04/26/2011 at 9:57am by marinus

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I get the feeling that "peanut butter factory worker" is a thinly-veiled euphemism for "male porn star fluffer".

And "allergic to nuts"...well, that's self-explanatory.

#23 - On 04/26/2011 at 10:39am by DocBastard

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