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Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26656) - you deserved it (1941)

On 04/25/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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why are some people so dumb?!?

#1 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:38am by ilovejorgerabara

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hit him.

#2 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:40am by forthepainx3

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