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Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Start farting as loud as you can. Then go blow up the toilet, but don't close the door. Let everyone smell the aroma of that burrito you had earlier.
Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.
Yeah, like in every movie where the protagonist is in a plane.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015