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Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31080) - you deserved it (2992)

On 04/22/2011 at 2:43pm - work - by Ashleigh - United States (Connecticut)

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Start farting as loud as you can. Then go blow up the toilet, but don't close the door. Let everyone smell the aroma of that burrito you had earlier.

Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.

#10 - On 04/22/2011 at 5:41pm by KingDingALing

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Yeah, like in every movie where the protagonist is in a plane.

#2 - On 04/22/2011 at 5:35pm by antolenice

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