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Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40720) - you deserved it (7107)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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The best part is that you were actually joking with them beforehand.

#11 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:29pm by k649

See in context

+11

I feel you, I work in retail and you are not allowed to tell kids that they can't buy something (besides cigarettes and alcohol).

#16 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:39pm by liveitlearnit

See in context

+4

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