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Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46976) - you deserved it (8377)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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The best part is that you were actually joking with them beforehand.

#11 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:29pm by k649

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agreed with #3, kids who buy tons of the same stuff are up to no good ^^

#9 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:20pm by GG

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