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Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML


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On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -

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you'll find a job, just keep looking (:
good luck

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 9:59am by borntoperform

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You're obviously overqualified for the jobs that you're applying for. You should look into becoming a politician. You seem to have the perfect credentials. You lie, you spend money that isn't yours and then you brag about it.

#29 - On 04/20/2011 at 10:20am by every1luvsboners

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