Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (3047)
On 04/18/2011 at 4:12pm - work - by waterdog - United States
nurseITHINKNOT's life also sucksToday, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for…
samikai523 also deserved itToday, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat…
tell him to PISS off...your leg lol
#4 - On 04/18/2011 at 6:39pm by sansteth94
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ew. where do you work!?
#9 - On 04/18/2011 at 6:45pm by iJustLol
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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