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By waterdog - 18/04/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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By JimmyT - 03/03/2013 22:21 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By Chris Chandler - 02/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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sansteth94 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:39

tell him to PISS off...your leg lol

mfmylifesrsly 29

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:53

What the world doesn't need is your lack of spelling and grammar.

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xwestupx 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:41

tomahawk that bitch

InSovietRussia90 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:47

ER nurses deal with drunk people, med-surg and ICU nurses clean up poo. Pick your poison, OP!

life2007 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:23

I feel your pain. I work at a jail nothing like having to help a drunk change themselves after they have puked, pissed, and/or shit themselves.

sgtrobswifey 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:57

This my friend is why I work on the road! I just deliver em to ya!

rocketeer_97 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:23

106- then why did you say that ? you might not be an adolscent but you sure do act like one.

rocketeer_97 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:25

*adolescent

rocketeer_97 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:25

*adolescent

whatismissing 8

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:56

sounds like a great working place.

TrueStory22 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:44

Lesson learned, collect all urine samples before collecting blood.

amds 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:48

you think that's bad, I had a drunk hep positive patient jerk the needle out right after I stuck him, blood went everywhere! and just for those who don't know, hep b can live dry on a surface for 3 weeks- don't worry I chloroxed the entire room!