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Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (2765)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

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Free pass to show up to work drunk tomorrow..

#4 - On 04/05/2011 at 3:12am by mikedivine28

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somebody's got the case of the Mondays!

#2 - On 04/05/2011 at 3:07am by Mitcha857

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