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Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34172) - you deserved it (4355)

On 04/01/2011 at 10:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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April Fools Day can suck it.

#2 - On 04/01/2011 at 12:28pm by ILoveEggnog

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take a shit on the hood of his car, or pee in the gas tank. that will be a good prank!

check your employment agreement and company policy. such short notice might be a violation, giving you legal options or footing to negotiate a severance package.

a deal is a deal.

#16 - On 04/01/2011 at 1:27pm by underpaid011

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