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Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML
take a shit on the hood of his car, or pee in the gas tank. that will be a good prank!
check your employment agreement and company policy. such short notice might be a violation, giving you legal options or footing to negotiate a severance package.
a deal is a deal.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013