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Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11008) - you deserved it (41507)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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So did you end up calling him back???

#4 - On 03/23/2011 at 3:52am by Thanatos1206

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You should have told him you were driving and it wasn't safe to talk on the cell.

If you're gonna lie, go big!

#14 - On 03/23/2011 at 4:06am by perdix

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