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Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (6621)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by B-rent - United States

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Vegetarians can get bent.

Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger...

What, too soon?

#16 - On 03/18/2011 at 6:00pm by DocBastard

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aww sucks :(

#1 - On 03/18/2011 at 5:44pm by L3Paparazzo

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