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Today, I finished and turned in the last of the seventeen major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my bosses office, I hear her ask her assistant "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML


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On 03/17/2011 at 7:37pm - work - by inpuredeceit (woman) - United States (California)

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ouch. you should take those projects back or ruin them now.

#2 - On 03/18/2011 at 3:11am by JocelynKaulitz

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Take the projects, and screw over your boss =)
Fuck with them =D

Or, you know, start looking for loopholes and a new job =P

#7 - On 03/18/2011 at 3:21am by dudeitsdanny

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