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Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30318) - you deserved it (2256)

On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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This just isn't right. You can't be fired for faults you could not even commit. Sue the bitch for harassment and your boss for unlawful termination or whatever it is called.

#3 - On 03/12/2011 at 7:32pm by Quasar55

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Oh and OP? Get a restraining order already.

#8 - On 03/12/2011 at 7:42pm by HSOMGF

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