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Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17308) - you deserved it (3626)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

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You know, instead of whining like a bitch you could look at this in a better perspective. You may have just made that man feel loads better about himself. Venting could have done him the world of good, but I guess that's too much of a burden for you.

#10 - On 02/11/2011 at 10:19am by odexy

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A person's life story is always interesting to hear, doesn't matter who it is.

"Well, it all started when I was born to a three-toed whore in a small shack outside o' Birmingham, Alabammy..."

#34 - On 02/11/2011 at 12:55pm by Triumvirate

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