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Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

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What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP

#2 - On 02/11/2011 at 10:05am by skorpien

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Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.

#1 - On 02/11/2011 at 10:05am by Yeah_Thats_Me

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