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Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014