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Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (2483)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

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Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2…

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"Snowglobes"

I chortled.

#1 - On 02/07/2011 at 7:03pm by allmidnighteyes

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I can't believe you said snowglobes.

#2 - On 02/07/2011 at 7:03pm by katy513

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