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Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML

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On 01/27/2011 at 4:31pm - work - by ihateoldmagazines (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Hahaha! He got you. Another clueless victim for his victory wall. Two hours is pretty good.

This is a game we doctors like to play. Was it Bill? I bet it was. He's the best at making idiots wait, as long as 5 hours once. My record is 95 minutes, so I'm not even close to the leader. Oh, that Bill.

#8 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:12pm by DocBastard

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Pff, stand up for yourself woman, don't just sit there for two hours.

#7 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:08pm by Doortje

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