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Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44936) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

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ugh. I hate ignorant people.

#2 - On 12/21/2010 at 2:51am by Psychotic_EGG

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Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.

#6 - On 12/21/2010 at 2:55am by MagicMushrooms

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