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Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47059) - you deserved it (1752)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

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I would start looking for a new job ... but I'm only a TV psychologist, what do I know?

#7 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:01pm by Dr. Phil

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no good deed goes unpunished.

#5 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:47pm by dean

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