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Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML


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On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

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we all know paperclips aren't what you really wanted

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 10:09am by howitsdone

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Hey, baby. How about a nice big handful of those sexy paper clips?

#4 - On 11/25/2010 at 10:11am by starberries

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