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Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19425) - you deserved it (7503)

On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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haha I hate it when I mess up my words like that!

#7 - On 11/24/2010 at 10:11am by heyheyitskaykay

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The same thing happened to me except my jumbled words came out as,

"I'm into cougars who own strap-ons"

Awkward! Especially since she was carrying one in her purse. I had to explain it was a slip of the tongue which unleashed a whole new nightmare on me.

#26 - On 11/24/2010 at 11:07am by perdix

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