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Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
haha I hate it when I mess up my words like that!
The same thing happened to me except my jumbled words came out as,
"I'm into cougars who own strap-ons"
Awkward! Especially since she was carrying one in her purse. I had to explain it was a slip of the tongue which unleashed a whole new nightmare on me.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.