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Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only 4 hours to go until I get off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23455) - you deserved it (2077)

On 11/23/2010 at 3:53pm - work - by Username -

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You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~

#4 - On 11/24/2010 at 3:06am by Mirorbo

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^^sure you did...

#12 - On 11/24/2010 at 3:32am by ilikethebeatles

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