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Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34050) - you deserved it (2889)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

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Maybe you need to change some things...like your staff.

#4 - On 11/13/2010 at 1:44pm by heyjenn

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fire everyone

#21 - On 11/13/2010 at 2:01pm by zachjack

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