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Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML
did your essay end with `/s'ornnnnfjlbdndk`;lkrsgVDlm/smzxn, czcbxvnbn on and one for pages?
And your essay ran longer than "War & Peace," but the last 1200 pages are the letter 'f' where your nose came to rest.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015