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Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16630) - you deserved it (1412)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm - work - by Problem - United States (California)

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I didnt know mangers could talk.

#1 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:25pm by Hannerzzz

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Joseph Heller would be proud.

#6 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:33pm by DocBastard

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