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Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18420) - you deserved it (1832)

On 11/02/2010 at 10:16pm - work - by werewolfoflondon (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I hope your boss did it while using one of the ridiculous winks that are found on MSN. Nothing says "you're fired" like a silly creature who died from pushing the same Atari button repeatedly.

#11 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:25am by knibbsy

See in context

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Could that be because you're a werewolf who lies about his location?

#6 - On 11/03/2010 at 4:10am by redbluegreen

See in context

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