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Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22677) - you deserved it (5775)

On 11/02/2010 at 10:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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why didnt you just turn your head? you cant tell me you dont feel them coming

#1 - On 11/02/2010 at 2:02pm by candy29

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Introducing yourself to the new manager gets you bonus points and a raise? I would have thought that was basic etiquette.

#16 - On 11/02/2010 at 2:19pm by starberries

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